Thursday, April 02, 2009

In Honor of Conficker

And with apologies to Full Metal Jacket…

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [after discovering Private Pyle's unpatched Windows server] Jesus H Christ. Private Pyle, why is your server running unpatched Windows?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I don't know, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unpatched Windows server! You know that don't you?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any viruses in this world, would there?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: GET DOWN!

No comments: